Sven Eick is a recovering socialist who spends his days pursuing carpal tunnel syndrome for financial reward. Sven began teaching Pre-Intermediate English at Scalabrini in February of 2010 so that his CV would appear suitably sanctimonious to prospective employers and high court judges. He has since discovered that helping out in the community is more rewarding than using his time to satisfy his own appetites, and is also free.
During his spare time, Sven walks his dog and annoys people on various blogs. He is the author of the critically ignored Apetown, as well as a host of authoritative sports betting tips that have made a not insignificant contribution to the financial crisis in Ireland and the United Kingdom.